The Theocracy of The BFF Society is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 509 million BFFs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Burning Heart. The average income tax rate is 82.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish a BFF economy, worth 18.5 trillion Friendship tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 36,273 Friendship tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them, deli patrons examine their roast beef for undetonated explosives, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The BFF Society's national animal is the Flame, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The BFF Society is ranked 198,192^nd in the world and 193^rd in Kantrias for Safest, scoring 42.47 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.